November 2011
So apparently, Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5...
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
Fools. They could have downloaded it for free.
vespiqueen:
if i shower now
i’ll have time to play games later!!!!!
:”) bibi
nowadays I’m just like
I can play now
I can shower at 4 am
October 2011
fanfiction
meggannn:
boku-no-sion-kyokosakura:
ivexeneintooblivion:
jellydemon:
“et tu, brute?” julius caesar said as he slipped his cock into brutus’s mouth
OH MY FUCKING GOD
When you finish an essay at like 3:00 AM
>looks at Japan's trending topics on twitter
nyaron:
>Nの本名 (N’s real name) >think it can’t have to do with pokémon >it does >N’S REAL NAME IS Natural Harmonia Gropius
I AM 100% SERIOUS
GameFreak Blog post
hi my name is alison and i don’t sleep because i’m really dumb
I've had no company at all today
because I’ve mostly just been sitting in my room doing nothing, and now I feel like I don’t know what to do now.
chicksdigthephoenix:
spacestepmom:
elliebot:
...
I have the capacity to geek.: I think you could... →
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see idk like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and…
Is swiper named swiper because he has once swiped...
jaydenw:
If the latter, how could you tell him not to swipe? He’s following his basic instincts. That’s like telling Dora not to explore!
In conclusion, Dora is a fucking bitch.
Is swiper named swiper because he has once swiped...
jaydenw:
If the latter, how could you tell him not to swipe? He’s following his basic instincts. That’s like telling Dora not to explore!
In conclusion, Dora is a fucking bitch.
Global warming is a myth.
jaydenw:
Like unicorns, wizards and lesbians.
I found a jar of nutella.
jaydenw:
This is still eating healthy because it has nuts.
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via colporteur)
I'VE DECIDED TO START PUTTING 'SPONSE' AS THE...
jaydenw:
marxisforbros:
BECAUSE THAT WAY WHEN PEOPLE RESPOND, I GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT RE: SPONSE.
A+.
My Life as an Undocumented Immigrant →
marxisforbros:
soupsoup:
In April 2008, I was part of a Post team that won a Pulitzer Prize for the paper’s coverage of the Virginia Tech shootings a year earlier. Lolo died a year earlier, so it was Lola who called me the day of the announcement. The first thing she said was, “Anong mangyari kung malaman nang tao?”
What will happen if people find out?
I couldn’t say anything. After we...
I have the capacity to geek.: Your Mutant Power →
marxisforbros:
themainmane:
theocarinaoftime:
So we just got done watching X-Men: First Class, and I figured that it would be awesome to figure out your own random mutant power. Here’s how to do it:
Go to the Superpower Wiki
Click Random Page
IT’S YOUR MUTANT ABILITY.
enhanced vision, then telepathic powers.
strangely enough, they are the two things I want.
hahahaha I have a fever! :D
and I’m going to sleeeeep now. I’m leaving the windows open so the NATURAL LIGHT will wake me up in the morning!
2:30 am is a wonderful time! I’m not tired at all, even though I only slept for 9 hours in the last two days!! But it’s probably time to sleep. I want to get better before my midterm on Monday hahahahaha. I actually thought it was today so I stayed up last...
I hate people who say they're depressed but are...
jaydenw:
handlebarcollarbones:
What the hell is this? “My depression is better than yours” or something.
Yeah, well my depression could beat up your depression!
When I try to dance:
enigmaticsoulelusiveheart:
tyleroakley:
uniclops:
Expectation:
Reality:
Looks about right.
Sigh. This is unfortunately true
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