March 2012
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February 2012
blackcockdown:
student asks “can i go to the bathroom?”
the teacher replies “I don’t know, can you?!”
the student begins to sob uncontrollably as she explains she finally beat her stage 3 bladder cancer and has just recently gained the ability to use the bathroom unaided.
shiphassailed:
captainchord:
belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso
also true
america has 365
meggannn:
clientsfromhell:
I was in a meeting with a prospective client at a coffee shop. The waiter brought our order: a soda for my client and a coffee for me. My coffee came with 4 little bowls: cinamon, cocoa, cream and milk.
My client immediately asks, pointing to the cinnamon, “What is that?” And I say, “I think it’s cinnamon.” He then sucks his finger, introduces it to the cinamon and...
wvnderbar:
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
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Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk: My tumblr ask is always open.
I'm trying to make my art a little more realistic,...
hurrrg:
afuturegentleman:
I have this
Dunno if it helps though..
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SCREAMS AND SLAMS ON BLOG
clientsfromhell:
A client has various business areas which are identified by acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they’d had for the text. This is what they came back with
FAP online (everyone is doing it)
FAP in schools
FAP for life.
catd94, catdos to catbro: vinurminn: In... →
vinurminn:
In linguistics, a filler is a sound or word that is spoken in conversation by one participant to signal to others that he/she has paused to think but is not yet finished speaking. These are not to be confused with placeholder names, such as thingamajig, which refer to…
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I'm your next store neighbor!
khunbrows:
why are all the nice phone cases only for iphones ugh they’re so bad
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