blackcockdown: student asks “can i go to the bathroom?” the teacher replies “I don’t know, can you?!” the student begins to sob uncontrollably as she explains she finally beat her stage 3 bladder cancer and has just recently gained the ability to use the bathroom unaided.
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meggannn: clientsfromhell: I was in a meeting with a prospective client at a coffee shop. The waiter brought our order: a soda for my client and a coffee for me. My coffee came with 4 little bowls: cinamon, cocoa, cream and milk. My client immediately asks, pointing to the cinnamon, “What is that?” And I say, “I think it’s cinnamon.” He then sucks his finger, introduces it to the cinamon and...
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clientsfromhell: A client has various business areas which are identified by acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they’d had for the text. This is what they came back with FAP online (everyone is doing it) FAP in schools FAP for life.
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vinurminn: In linguistics, a filler is a sound or word that is spoken in conversation by one participant to signal to others that he/she has paused to think but is not yet finished speaking. These are not to be confused with placeholder names, such as thingamajig, which refer to…
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