kokokat: deaderidanjoke: when people say evoutions in the later generations suck HE JUST BECOMES ANGRY but this is the most realistic depiction of growing up
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
kanyewesticle: today when i was walking home an actual woman was watering her actual car with an actual watering can
therealhamster: “i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
cosmothefairy: you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
esmethenotsogreat: annathemarmotqueen: why is everyone on tumblr so attractive how can i be attractive what’s the html code is there a tutorial to be attractive it was on megaupload TOO SOON
off-in-lala-land: goretrait: can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly yet.